A blog-worthy conversation:


Sandra: Girls can't have wet dreams.
Zach: Why not?
S: That involves ejaculating and girls can't do that.
Z: Yes they can.
S: Maybe, but not like boys.
Z: But they do do something wet.
S: Yes, but not a wet dream.
Z: Fine then. They have...lubricated dreams??


Take that any way you want to, cuz you know you will pervo.


Guess what my lovelies! I got to see my Suzie again! She and Michelle swung by Decatur on their way back from Indy, so we had another girly night, plus two boys and then one boy. Suzie and Michelle came to visit me at the zoo, then Stephy came later, then Stephy and I went over to Zach's where I changed, and then the three of us met up with Chrissy, Suzie, Michelle, Jessica, and Grant at Carlos O'Kelleys where we had a splendid time. After that we headed over to the Whit house like old times to watch Girl, Interrupted. Grant did not join us because he had matters of the alcoholic persuasion to deal with. He was a treat, even though his heeb fro is no more. Sad sad sad.

What I learned last night:

1- I was a reason to come back to Decatur, and that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

2- Now that I'm leaving, they don't really have a reason to come back, except for the dreaded families.

3- I'm going to be hardcore homesick. Not for my home, but for the people. I'm going to be hardcore peoplesick.

4- I love my girls so so much.

5- Some parents still have sex, and that is gross gross gross!!!

June is almost over. I think it's the fastest month to go ever. I always feel way jipped in the June department. I'm pretty sure I say that every year. It always seems like such an unclimatic month. Nothing ever comes of it. I say that one of the issues in this year's presidential election should be removal of the month of June from the calendar. No one will miss it. In place of June should be a month called Holiday. Everyone takes a paid vacation worldwide. Sounds good to me.

Prairie dogs are taking over Scovill Zoo. They have escaped from there exhibit and have made holes in random places throughout the zoo. Pretty soon the entire underground of the zoo will be a prairie dog habitat. Then, they will take over Decatur. Prairie dogs are brilliant.

That brings us to now. I'm a wee bit melancholy and I'm not sure why. I need some happy drugs.

This is try number three. I don't know why but somehow I type everything out, and then the window magically disappears. I think blogger is out to get me.

Tonight is girls night in P-town! We are going to eat and talk about girly things. Apparently this is too spontaneous for dear Suzie and she is going insane. Silly Suzie, how I love you so. =)

The fuel pump in my car went out last Thursday and left me for dead on the interstate. FOR DEAD. Vultures were hovering around me and everything. It was 7:50 in the am and I was on my way to class. I took the interstate so that I wouldn't have to make stops and have my car die on me over and over. Unfortunately it died once and for all. I called and woke up Zach to come save me, because I couldn't call my mother. She would find out that I was not going to work, but to further my college education. I did eventually have to call her, but I waited until Zach arrived. She was like, "Why were you on the interstate if you were going to the zoo?" I replied, "Ummm, I had to go to Richland before I went to class...I mean school...I mean work!!! Dangit." Luckily she didn't notice. She then told me that she would call the zoo after she got ahold of towers. I panicked and then covered my ass a little by calling her back to say that they said I didn't have to come in. Smoooooth. Today I got my car back. $634.17 later, everything is good as new...for now.

After that lovely Thursday morning, Zach, Sean-o aka "Punk Sean", and myself went to the Lou in hopes of spotting Nelly. We failed, but we did get to go to The Magic House where we were denied access to a few places because of our age. It was fun nontheless. Our initial intentions of the trip were to go to the St. Louis Art Museum, but we got there too late and didn't see much. Oh well. We then went to Union Station where we roamed, ate, and paddled boats. The man running the boats called me "Boo". It made me think of the Mercedes song, which made me puke a little because the guy was foul. On our way back home we stopped at a gas station where an old lady told me that I had a lovely hair color. Yay! =)

I had my first test Monday. Who got an A? Yeah, that'd be me. I rocked that bitch. I think my motivation is finally coming back. Huzzah! I actually studied and cared about the test. Is Good Student Sandra making a comeback?? I think so. Just in time for "real" college. =)

Zach and I have been having tifts lately. Why? A little video game I like to call "HomeWrecker". It's actually called "Samurai Warriors" and it's the devil's game. And by "devil's game" I mean "other woman". I have never hated anything more than I hate that game. It sucks him in and makes him break promises. It then sucks him in a little more and makes him make decisions like "girlfriend time or improving my character time?" He then hyperventilates because he can't choose. (He doesn't really, but for the sake of exageration, he does) The game also turns me into a terrible person, because all of a sudden I am excessively needy and grumpy. We make up shortly after the tifts, but until then I fester about why this game is doing this to me. I never used to be needy until het got that stupid game. I mean, he can spend all the time he wants with Jared or Matt or Gep or his brother, and I don't care. When he says, "Luke and I are playing the game Tuesday," I want to break them up. I am jealous of a game! I'm such a psycho.

Anyway- yesterday I worked a long time at Suncoast. I worked with Mike and Sheila. Sheila was there until 5, and I closed with Mike. I like Sheila. I like Jacob. I like Mike, but sometimes he angers me. Last night was not the case. I felt like I was working with Jacob because we broke rules, talked about stupid stuff, and laughed and laughed and laughed. I actually had a good time and left in a good mood. What the hell?

I'm off now to go make myself presentable when my wifey shows up to pick me up. Woo hoo!!!!

This is blog number 475. Woo woo!

To celebrate such an occassion, you are getting something prefabriacated and generic.

Boom! Bazooka Joe!


ABOUT YOU
Your full name:: Sandra Jeanene Goaley
Age:: 21
Height:: 5'3"
Natural hair colour:: dark brown
Eye colour:: blue
Number of siblings:: 1- Tammy Sue
Glasses/contacts?:: glasses, because I'm not a sell out ;)
piercings:: my holes are all natural
Tattoos:: i will have one someday. hopefully by the end of this summer
Braces?:: never ever

FAVOURITE
Colour:: orangeorangeorangeorange
Band: Death Cab for Cutie
Song:: "Last Place You Look", by The Get Up Kids
Stuffed animal:: Zach's red panda because it sleeps with us
Video game:: VIDEO GAMES ARE THE OTHER WOMAN
TV show:: Freaks and Geeks, baby
Movie:: Almost Famous
Book:: Either Invisible Monsters by Chuck Paulahniuk, or The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Steven Chbosky
Food:: carboyhydrates
Game on a cell phone:: that's pathetic
CD cover:: OkGo
Flower:: Pansies or Lilacs
Scent:: lemon zest + macintosh apple. WOWZA!!!
Animal:: okapi
Comic book:: it's not a book, but Diesel Sweeties
Cereal:: wheaties because I am elderly
Website:: www.katrinafisherneedsablog.com =)
Cartoon:: Home Movies or Aqua Teen Hunger Force

DO YOU
Play an instrument?:: i miss my clarinet
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?:: only when I'm at Zach's house, and I really doubt that we watch more than 60 hours a week
Like to sing?:: you bet your bippy
Have a job?:: two
Have a cell phone?:: yes
Like to play sports?:: sports hurt me
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: the cutest one!
Have a crush on someone?:: i would say it's more than that. a creepy stalker, infatuated obsession...look out!
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?:: no
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?:: no
Have any special talents/skills?:: my toes might as well be fingers- i'm monkey sans the tail
Excercise daily?:: what is this "excercise" that you speak of???
Like school?:: once upon a time...

CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?:: yes I sure can
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?:: no
Speak any other languages?:: my spanish is muy rusty
Go a day without food?:: i'm a fat girl, what do you think?
Stay up for more than 24 hours?:: i have, and i don't like it.
Read music, not just tabs?:: i can read music, but i can not read tabs.
Roll your tongue?:: yes, and it's KINKY
Eat a whole pizza?:: i can eat an entire $.98 totino's party pizza from wal-mart

HAVE YOU EVER
Snuck out of the house?:: not really
Cried to get out of trouble?:: i'm not really sure
Gotten lost in your city?:: is macon a city???
Seen a shooting star?:: yup
Been to any other countries besides the united states?:: no
Had a serious surgery?:: no
Stolen something important to someone else?:: not that I know of, but then again I'm pretty insensitive
Solved a rubiks cube?:: no
Gone out in public in your pajamas?:: if by "public" you mean "my entire high school career", then yes. yes i have. =)
Cried over a girl?:: yes. girls are mean to each other. growl
Cried over a boy?:: yes
Kissed a random stranger?:: no
Hugged a random stranger?:: no
Been in a fist fight?:: no
Been arrested?:: no0
Had alcohol?:: yes
Had sex?:: no...
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?:: too frequently in grade school. damn you, sarah logan!
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?:: i honestly haven't. does that make me geeky?
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?:: no
Swore at your parents?:: no
Been to warped tour?:: i don't have much of a desire to
Kicked a guy where it hurts?:: yes i have.
Been in love?:: to the cutest one!
Been close to love?:: i'm in it, baby. deep.
Been to a casino?:: not yet, but if mike hagan doesn't get on his gambling for my college education soon, i'm going to have to do it myself!!!
Ran over an animal and killed it?:: i have never ran an animal over, but recently a bird smacked into my moving car, and my window was half open, so a lot of its feathers flew into my face. gross.
Broken a bone?:: no, but i want to, just for grins.
Gotten stitches?:: one time because i fell into a pile of glass when i was 2. it's on my wrist so it looks like i tried to kill myself. i wasn't THAT angsty when i was 2, 3 yes, 2 no.
Had a waterballoon fight in winter?:: no
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?:: that's disgusting. i puked a little when reading that.
Made homemade muffins?:: define "homeade"
Bitten someone?:: yes i have. i'm feisty!
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?:: both. don't go to either.
More than 5 times?:: no- THANK GOD.
Been to niagra falls?:: i was supposed to this summer, but thank goodness that didn't work out. mi madre es loca.
Burped in someones face?:: often
Gotten the chicken pox?:: in kindergarten

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth:: when i got done eating my cinnamon/rasin bagel with onion and chives cream cheese. it's as good as it sounds disgusting. mmmm.
Saw a movie in theaters:: The Day After Tomorrow. Jake Gyllenhaal is my baby daddy. Ow ow!!!
Read a book:: I'm always reading a book. The last one I finished was Lord of the Flies by William Golding. i've already read it and wrote a report on it and the author, but i wanted to read it again.
Had a snow day:: i don't remember. did we have any this semester??
Had a party:: HAD a party??? Gosh, i can't even think of one. our graduation party maybe??
Had a slumber party:: i stayed over at zach's monday night, and he stayed over at my house saturday night.
Made fun of someone:: ok, a girl came into work tonight with two guys and they were walking behind her. they made some motion, and she was like, "i can see you two!" and they were like, "no you can't, we're behind you", and she was like, "i have periphreal (sp?) vision. i can see all the way around" like a) she was the only person in the world to have peripreal vision, and b) she really believed that that was what periphreal vision was. trust me- she had it coming.
Lied:: the sex question...
Tripped in front of someone:: i fell off of a step-stool tonight at suncoast
Went to the grocery store:: a few weeks ago
Got sick:: two saturdays ago I was miserable
Cursed:: i haven't cursed anyone in awhile. maybe my mother?

PICK ONE
Fruit/vegetables:: fruit
Black/white:: white
Lights on/lights off:: off
TV/movie:: Movie
Car/truck:: car
Body spray/lotion:: both
Cash/check:: check
Pillows/blankets:: blankets
Headache/stomach ache:: stomach ache
Paint/charcoal:: both
Chinese food/mexican food:: don't make me choose!
Summer/winter:: winter
Snow/rain:: rain
Fog/misty:: misty
Rock/rap:: rock
Meat/vegetarian:: chicken is the gateway meat
Boy/girl:: boys
Chocolate/vanilla:: chocolate
Sprinkles/icing:: both are vile
Cake/pie:: mmmmm, cake.
French toast/french fries:: fries
Strawberries/blueberries:: icky
Ocean/swimming pool:: icky
Hugs/kisses:: both!
Cookies/muffins:: cookies
p33n/bewbz:: WHAT?!
Wallet/pocket:: pocket
Window/door:: window
Emo/goth:: so emo it's goth- duh duh duuuuuh...
Pink/purple:: pink
Cat/dog:: dog
Long sleeve/short sleeve:: long sleeves
Pants/shorts:: pants of the pajama persuasion
Winter break/spring break:: winter break
Spring/autumn:: spring
Clouds/clear sky:: clear
Moon/mars:: moom

FRIENDSHIP
How many friends do you have?:: oodles
What are their names?:: oodles
Do you have a best friend?:: yes
Have you ever liked one of your friends?:: i only got crushes on friends
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?:: guys
Have you ever lost a friend?:: yes
Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend?:: my friends ARE amusement parks. whoa!
Whats an inside joke between you and a friend?:: I will cut you! In your face!
Have you ever gotten in a big arguement with a friend?:: not in awhile, thank goodness
Whats the nicest thing youve ever done for a friend?:: i'm a mean person
Whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?:: lots of things =)
Do you miss any of your old friends?:: i miss the times
What friend have you known the longest?:: my chrissy and my suzie
Do you regret anything youve done to a friend?:: yes
If so, what is it?:: cut them off completely
How often do you spend time with your friends?:: not nearly as often as we used to. that's what we get for growing up.
Do any of your friends drive?:: i certainly hope so. sheesh!
Has a friend of yours ever died?:: no. that i am very grateful for.
Whats the dumbest thing youve done with a friend?:: i don't know. we're pretty silly when we get together.
What do you think your friends think of you?:: they love me, but don't get to see me enough

LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Have you ever been in love?:: we answered this
If you have, with who?:: zach
Are you single?:: no
Are you in a relationship?:: yes
If so, for how long?:: two days less than a year and four months
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?:: yes
What is your idea of the best date?:: snuggle therapy
What was your first kiss like?:: quick
How old were you when you got your first kiss?:: 19/20 (my birthday)
Do you think love is a load of crap?:: nope
Whats the best experience youve ever had with the opposite sex?:: i love that i still get that "yay, there's my cute boyfriend!!" wave of giddiness whenever i see zach in public coming towards me. =)
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?:: n/a
Have you ever been dumped?:: n/a
Have you ever dumped someone?:: n/a
Whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex?:: is there anything more sexual than sex? if so- that's gross.

WORD ASSOCIATION
Slippers:: dildos
Hat:: lame
Hard:: rock
Free:: bird
Space:: ghost
Taste:: tastey
Good charlotte:: vomit
Red:: letter
Deep:: throat
Heart:: chu
Cord:: chrissy
Cheese:: pants
Rain:: flood
Work:: sad
Pedal:: keyboard
Head:: top
Bed:: boring
Fluff:: silly
Hardcore:: rough
Race:: me
Knife:: cut
Jump:: roap

SILLY STUFF
What is your favourite genre of music?:: rock
What time is it now?:: 2:30 am (...how is this "silly"?)
What day is it?:: wednesday
Whens the last time you called someone?:: zach, tonight
How much money do you have right now?:: tangible money? $2.21
Are you hungry?:: like the wolf.
whatcha doin?:: are you serious??
Do you like parades?:: i loathe parades.
Do you like the moon?:: yes
What are you going to do when youre done with this?:: sleep
Isnt cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over?:: i don't get it.
If you could have any magical power what would it be?:: alchemy
Have you ever had a picnic?:: yes!
Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young?:: my friend did
What about sock em boppers?:: what is that?
Are you wearing any socks right now?:: nope

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
funny?:: yes
pretty?:: cute
sarcastic?:: "I'm sarcastic??" I will give you a kiss right on the face if you know where that's from.
lazy?:: not as lazy as zach
hyper?:: no
friendly?:: when i get to know people
evil?:: you have no idea ;)
smart?:: once upon a time...
strong?:: i'm a wussiepants
talented?:: you have no idea ;)
dorky?:: i am soooo dorky

ASSOCIATE THESE WORDS WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW (or dont know)
high:: charlie the catholic hater
skip:: mike hagan
dance:: jessica
lonely:: mom
pen:: jacob smith
flower:: jessica
window:: chrissy ..."el window"
psycho:: my mom
brain freeze:: eh?
orange:: me!
sassy:: jessica
jelly:: beyonce

FOR OR AGAINST
suicide:: against
love:: for
drunk drivers:: against
airplanes:: for
war:: against
canada:: for
united states:: for
rock music:: for
gay marriage:: for
school:: for
surveys:: for
parents:: for
cars:: for
killing:: against
britney spears:: i am not agains killing britney spears
coffee:: against
pants:: for

WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?:: yes
Play strip poker?:: no
Run away?:: yes
Curse at a teacher?:: yes
Not take a shower for a week?:: a few days, but not a week
Ask someone out?:: no
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?:: probably
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?:: hell yeah!
Go scuba diving?:: meh
Write a book?:: yes
Become a rockstar?:: yes
Have casual sex?:: no

LAST QUESTIONS
What shampoo do you use?:: Suave- apple
Whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex?:: monday
What kind of computer do you have?:: dell
What grade are you in?:: somewhere in college
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?:: BUCKET NIGHT
Or just make out?:: in the movie theatre?? no!!
How many posters do you have in your room?:: zero
How many cds do you have?:: a billion

A few quick things:


1- I don't exist anymore. Mike Hagan is more prominant in society than I am...just tell him I'm in quarantine.

2- Katrina Fisher: YOU NEED A BLOG!!!!!

3- My summer has been mediocre.

4- My head almost exploded this weekend- I went to the doctor because I could not hear and he told me that the pressure was building up so much in the middle of my head that water was being pushed to my ears. Ergo- My head almost exploded.

5- My hair is an obscene shade of red. What kind of red you ask? Dare I say it? Fire crotch red. That's right!

6- My puppy cut my lip a few minutes ago. That's love for you.

7- I don't know about the rest of you, but certain key words are highlighted in other people's blogs on my computer. Like the words moving or flowers. It's kind of annoying and obnoxious.

8- Everyone should read up on Maya Lin. She's a fascinating architect/artist. She made the Vietnam War Memorial in DC when she was only 21. Check out her other stuff too right here.

9- My car now dies everytime I use my break. I've stolen my sister's car for the moment because she's not around to tell me I can't.

10- My mom and sister have been gone since last Wednesday and it's been absolute bliss. BLISS!!!

11- I haven't worked with Jacob Smith in quite some time and I'm having withdrawls. Big fat sad face. =(

12- I move to Chicago in 2 and a half months. Yikes!!!!

13- Ryan Kirkland has a tattoo on his stomach now. That's hardcore.

14- I have a see-through orange credit card. It's fancy and cute.

15- My pregnant friend Renee had a miscarriage. Everyone is sad. We were looking forward to our happy zoo family.

16- Scovill Zoo has been pretty blah this year. It hasn't been boring, but nothing out of the ordinary has happened.

17- I must leave you now for a shower. I love you!!!

So it turns out that Shanna is on vacation and Sheila read the calendar wrong...dangit, I wanted someone to get fired. Too bad that what it takes to get fired there is not meeting your numbers every month. Paul's an ass, but he sure can get those numbers. NEAT.


Today was my first day of summer school. I'm taking art appreciation. It's a secret, though, so don't tell my mother. If she asks, I have to be to work at 8 everyday. Why the big secret? Well, she thinks I graduated after the spring semester. However, I was one class away from doing so. If she knows that I have to take this class over the summer, she will flip out and this will confirm that I am just as big of a screw up as she thinks I am. Ergo- no telling! Anyway- my teacher is Phil Smith. He seems like he will be really boring except for the fact that he sounds like Owen Wilson. He talks like an intellectual surfer. Imagine Owen Wilson using the words "beguiled", "apropos", and "ascertain" in everyday speech AND using them correctly. It made me giggle.

My allergies are wreaking havoc on my head. I blaim my dad. It seems like after he died he left the three of us some of his quirks that we never had before. My sister got his need to make home made meals and his heartburn. Mom got his need for sweet snacks and his high blood pressure (probably also related to her stress). I got his need to eat breakfast food for at least one meal and his mad-crazy allergies. So I guess he left us with something to do with food and one affliction. Silly daddio.

Back to my allergies- today in class my head was basically a fluid- runny nose, eyes watering, phlegm coming out of places I didn't know phlegm came out of- all in all I was disgusting. I think Mr. Smith thought I was so moved by his reading of the syllabus that I had to cry. Everytime he looked at me he had this "well I must be on to something here" look on his face. I just sniffled at him and blew snot on the back of the kid's head in front of me.

Hey, guess what!!!!! There is another Sandra in my class, and and and and, and she pronounces her name like mine, and and and, and we're gonna be BFF and ever!
Ok, probably not. She's an old black lady. I have an old black lady name. Just call me "Auntie".
Yes, I just went there.

I'm off to eat more Japanese. I loves me some Asians. Yuuuummmy. =)