It's been quite awhile, hasn't it?  I apologize, semi-sincerely.
 
I was almost going to pout and say that I am online and no one else is, but Miss Stephanie "you wouldn't have to slip ME a rufie" Thompson just IM'd me.  This is exciting since I haven't had female human contact (minus Miss Jessica "I like it the most THERE" Crump's b-day) in eons.  Speaking of...she just IM'd me!  I'm so giddy.
 
It looks as though the most common PARTY OF THE CENTURY items are condoms, tampons, and cigarettes.  Stephanie has a concern about the condoms though:
 
Thomp1384: i still want to know the quality of these condoms, i don't want someone to go out and buy a whole bunch of gas station condoms, a year later everyone from that party has a kid
pinkandorangefun: it's not going to be an orgy, stephanie
Thomp1384: no
Thomp1384: i mean like they take those cheap condoms
 Thomp1384: go home
Thomp1384: boink
Thomp1384: cheap condom breaks
Thomp1384: poof. babies
 
 
Ergo, due to Stephy's concern, Jessica is now the condom inspector. 
 
Jessica's birthday was a blast.  Her mom ended the day with crotchless panties.  I'm jealous of fun moms.  We heckled a blind guy, but not to his face.  Jessica was hit on by a mom to three looking for a way out (YOU know).  Stole train cutlery for TPOTC.  Fun fun fun.
 
Zach and I are taking a holiday.  This weekend we are going to the Lou to once again search for Nelly.  We are also going to Six Flags because Zach has, brace yourselves, NEVER BEEN.
 
*gasp*
 
We are also going to go to the arch and the science center.  We'll be staying at his uncle's.  It's my first holiday of the summer. 
 
Then, in two more weeks, my dear family and I will be making a trippy trip to Nashville, TN.  I think that this year's family vacay will be much better because it's only for four days.  Not for two weeks.  We learned our lesson, yes we did.
 
That is all I have for now.  At least it's something.  Did I make you chuckle?  I hope so.

One FINAL change to THE PARTY OF THE CENTURY...
 
 
it's at Zach's house, not mine. 
 
 
 
 
...sorry about the fickleness...
 
 
 
It's still going to be the most fun party of all time ever.  I know at least a dozen people who are definitely coming, and probably more after that.  Everyone is way excited about the poor kid poker.  Random ideas are popping up everywhere. 
 
giddygiddygiddy

Alright my darlings, the date of THE PARTY OF THE CENTURY has changed to July 29th. My backyard at 8 o'clock. The rest is still the same. I'm making fliers and everything. This is way exciting!





July 29th. ASK FOR IT OFF!!!!!

Alright, I've come up with a brilliant idea. Since I have been addicted to poker lately, for the last hoorah, aka THE PARTY OF THE CENTURY, we should gamble for college items, i.e. toilet paper, instant lunches, travel-sized shampoo/toothpaste, coupons, whatever other fun and clever things you can come up with. If the Whit house will not be available to host the hoorah, I will volunteer my back yard. I do believe that's the only safe place for anyone to be at my house right now. Don't worry, I will make sure that the yard is dog poo free. We can have a cookout/potluck of sorts. I might even finish my year-long project of a pink and orange lawn set for the occasion. I'm going to say August 5th should be the day. Even if you don't want to play poker, everyone ask off for the entire day. Invite your friend, your auntie, your luhvah. Invite strangers for all I care. ESPECIALLY strangers with candy- they're the best kind. Everyone and everyone should come.

End.Of.Story.


So how have you been? I went to a Jared Vogel bon fire a few days ago and got to see my darling Trinarina. We made out. Lots.
I worked with Jacob Smith three days in a row. It was absolutely delightful. However he has a new girlfriend. I liked her before they started going out and I think it was vice versa, but when she came in to visit him one night, he and I were joking around as usual and she kept giving me THE EYE. Girls, you know what EYE I'm talking about. The "you better not steal my man, bitch" EYE. I was absolutely sweet and pleasant to her, because she has zero reason to give me THE EYE, yet I still got it. Girls are weird. Zach even came in to bring me dinner while she was there, but I still got it. Oh well, it's not my problem for others' insecurities. Jacob and I still had a grand time together. WOOT.

Last night Zach and I rented The Butterfly Effect. The first thing I am going to say is that it was a really great movie, but I don't think I can ever watch it again. You know how some people get physically sick watching A Clockwork Orange? That happened with me with The Butterfly Effect. There were a lot of graphic scenes, but I've seen stuff like that before. I don't know. The entire movie disturbed me a lot. I started to feel nausiated mid-way, and at the end I cried. It wasn't a sad or happy cry, either. I don't even know how to describe it. It was extremely bizzare. I've seen A Clockwork Orange before, and was disturbed in a curious way- not a crying way. Zach's reasoning was that I have morals and such that were disturbed while watching, but I don't think so. I don't know what to think. It still bothered me all day today. I'll get over it soon, but wowza. I've never been affected by a movie like that before.

That is all.

"The Last Hoorah". August 5th. Be there or miss out on THE PARTY OF THE CENTURY. Woot.

I've been too busy to blog, but things have happened for me to blog about, and so I will.


On Tuesday, Amy, Jessica, and I went to see The Notebook. Let me tell ya, if you have only an ounce of girliness in you, it will be brought out times five when you watch this. You will awww, you will cry, you will laugh and be happy, you will cry, you will cry, and you will cry some more. I rank this movie right up with My Girl and Steel Magnolias with movies that make me cry the most. I have a notion to buy it when it comes out along with My Girl for the days that I'm gloomy and just need a cry fest. It's good therapy. It was funny because all you could hear throughout the theatre was "sniffle sniffle...sniffle sniffle". Jessica and I would start laughing because of all the sniffles, then someone else would laugh. It was a great big bonding experience with strange girls. It was nice to be able to laugh at our ridiculous amounts of crying. Then as everyone was leaving the theatre, you would just see a ton of girls wiping there eyes. I bet that the staff always sees that and is like, "Well, The Notebook must have just gotten out. Grab the mop." Just as I'm thinking about it, I bet porno theatres have the same reaction...a bunch of guys come out zipping up their pants- "Well, Gangbang Party Number 4 just got out. Grab the mop."

Dirty.

I move in less than two months. How 'bout that. We need to have one last hoorah before everyone goes off to their schools. If my yard weren't in shambles, I would suggest my house. If anyone has a place to host THE PARTY OF THE CENTURY, give me a ringy-dingy. You will get a treat if you do so because of my new out-going voice message.

Jessica Crump's birthday is in 16 days. I plan to hug her, then hump her real good. It's July 20th in case you cannot subract, and it's going to be her star birthday. 20 on the 20th! Yay!

I suppose I should say Happy 4th of July and all that since that is what day it is. I'm not one for holidays, but you all have a wonderful day. I will have a wonderful day because I am working at Suncoast with the fabulous Jacob Smith. I work with him three days in a row!! I'm going to be in such a good mood.

I got my new drivers license Friday. I look so old compared to my old one. Boo. Also on Friday I got a new cell phone cover. It's mod and cute (of course it is). Say with Indian accent: "Look like whole new phone.", then smile big. That was what the salesman told me and it made me giggle.

Oh oh oh!! I learned to drive the train at the zoo. I am a Z O & O Express engineer, baby. Five years working there and they finally made me drive it. It was fun, except I kept saying stupid things: "There is our llama Comic, I mean Comet, I mean Comic, I mean Comet....grumble grumble...and to your left...", "Over the trees you will see our camel Seymoure. He weighs a whopping 180 pounds!!!" (He actually weighs 1800 pounds). It's all right though. At least I didn't break it- *cough*MikeHagan*cough*.

That is my news. Seacrest out.