Yesterday was the last day of my nine day work week.

NINE DAYS IN A ROW!!

Apparently that's illegal and apparently I should sue.
But I won't.
Because I'm a pansy...and I like to work there.

What else is new in my life?
...nothing. That's sad news.

I could tell you about the other disgusting things I have seen in the photo lab (a real life gigantic penis, naked babies on tractors, bathtub "adult" fun), but I won't. I'll save that for another day.

I've made a buddyroo at Walgreens. Her name is Jennifer and I think she and Jared Vogel should date. Because she thinks that Dominic Monaghan is hot, and he and Jared are the same person...only Jared is not on the best show on television, although he could if he wanted. Jennifer also decoupages like a maniac, as do I. If she didn't work the third shift we would have a magical decoupage party.

Jessica Crump's birthday was five days ago. I called her as soon as I woke up because I miss her dearly and she deserved a very merry birthday.

I haven't seen my roomate in what seems like forever. It's kind of weird. At least she has left the door to her room unlocked so I can let the cat out and teach her bad habits, or rather keep the bad habits going. i.e. eating directly off of my plate.

Hopefully I will see Suzie on Wednesday, and Chrissy on Friday...even though I told Mike Hagan I'd hang out with him. But I lie to him. He's just so easy to lie to.
Other than that, that's all I've got.
And just so you know, you're...
2Legit2Quit.
(hey hey)

What is this? A blog from Sandra Goaley? That's ridiculous!


I hung out with Mike Hagan and his roomates on the fourth. They scared the crap out of me, but were a good time. Mike Hagan fed me fat kid snacks and I ate them right up. I haven't seen him since and that's a shame. Boy needs a cell phone, for sure.

I got a speeding ticket a long time ago, but almost forgot to pay for it. Long story, short- I have three months of court supervision.
Dios mio!

The photo lab is a good time, however, I have seen much more than butt crack since we last spoke.

#1- A woman brought in a roll of film of the birth of her child. I got to see a nice and juicy shot of junior popin' out. Trust me, I am going to be drugged the fuck up when I have a child, if I don't adopt any. No one's vagina should look like that. EVER.

#2- Some girl w/out a shirt on. Boobs, my friends. Boobs.

#3- A picture of a paper plate with animated naked men with super long penises. Penii, my friends. Penii.

#4- A mother took a picture of her son peeing in the woods. You couldn't see anything pediphiliaish, but his pants were down and you could see the stream of pee. Poor kid. That's a picture that's going to haunt him for the rest of his life.

I've only worked there for a few weeks and I've seen all this. It really makes me wonder what the hell Mike Hagan has seen in his day. Unless it's just that the fine folks of Bloominton-Normal are freaks.

My roomate has a cat now. She's kinda weird about it too. She keeps it locked in her room when she isn't there, even if I am. The cat loves me too. She's not as terrible as I thought she would be, and I think she's a treat...when I get to see her.

Have you seen Lost? Like, the tv show? Because I'm only totally obsessed with it. I mean, if I could talk about it every second, I would. I'm sure Zach hates me because of it, but it's his fault he downloaded it for me. And he loves it too, so he can bite me.
Best show ever.


Can I just say that I'm really glad I moved to Bloomington. I'm really happy and content and not stressed out about anything. So...yay?

kissy kissy on the face

I decided that something is wrong with me. At least as far as being a girl goes. You see, Zach's brother now has a girlfriend who is into all the things he's into- anime, video games, and whatnot- not the typical things most girls are in to. Not even the froofy anime either. Obscure anime. You would think that would make her different from "those girls", but oh- it doesn't. She's just as insecure and needy as the rest of them. She's all about the PDA and is attached to Luke's hip. She feeds him chips, for the love!
Then there is my awesome roomate. She's probably one of those girls who could be considered "one of the guys"...except when she's dating one of the guys. She and her boyfriend argue a lot over dumb stuff, and then one night I came home and he wasn't there like he always is, so I asked where he was and she said, "I hate him so much right now..." and then proceeded to tell me that he was at a bar with a friend that came to visit him from out of town. That's it.
Is there something wrong with your boyfriend hanging out with friends that aren't you? Especially when he's ALWAYS with you and this friend was not from here??

I don't get it. After she told me that I was like, "well....I'm gonna go to bed now..." so as to not say anything that would make her angry.

Don't worry, she's still the best roomate I've ever had, but when it comes to her boyfriend- I don't get her.


In other news, Suzie came over on Wednesday and we had ourselves a time. We ate Chinese food from a place called Bing's and watched Mean Girls. We should make it a regular thing because I heart Suzie.

BJ and I went to a Killowatts show a few days ago in Peoria. They are still put on a fun show and that makes me happy. They covered "Heartbreaker" by Pat Benetar and it was so freakin' awesome. Did I rock out? Yes, sir, I rocked it all out.

I work at the photo lab at my Walgreens. I enjoy it. Did you know that people take pictures of bare asses on a regular basis? I've seen many an ass crack since being a member of the photo lab. I get shocked and laugh every time. Why is that? Whoever is in the lab with me hears me gasp and comes over because they think I did something wrong and I'm like, "sorry- ass crack."

Alright, I'm in the middle of dying my hair and my scalp is burning in protest. Hopefully it comes out cool and I don't end up bald. Is that how you spell bald? It looks funny.

Love ya like I wanna hump ya. *muwah!*